UNIX用户如何在酒吧泡MM

hotboy1000

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1^# hotboy1000 发表于 2003-12-31 22:56

UNIX用户如何在酒吧泡MM

find
talk
whoami
whatis
uname
quota
set
mv
whereis
unzip
strip
touch
finger
top
mount
compress
!!
more
yes
jobs
umount
sleep
reboot
要是被她男朋友看见了就要 kill -9 了，呵呵。

seven1240

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2^# seven1240 发表于 2004-01-02 16:34

[code:1]
$ BEGIN
transaction starting...

$ find
Can't found

$ talk
NO response

$ whoami
NO name

$ whatis
DON't know

$ uname
girl

$ quota
NO quota

$ set
NO privilege

$ mv
fixed thing can't move

$ whereis
almost heaven

$ unzip
bad zip files

$ strip
Nothing to strip

$ touch
beyond your finger

$ finger
No touch available

$ top
Can't go there

$ mount
missing target

$ compress
100% complete

$ !!
Denied

$ more
no more

$ yes
no

$ jobs
no jobs

$ umount
not mounted

$ sleep
can't be awaked, are you sure?n

$
$
$
$ make
nothing to make

$ make it
Don't know how to make it,stop

$ make love
Don't know how to make love, stop

$ make install
error***

$ make clean
out of place

$ fuck
Access Denied!

============================
BROADCAST FROM ROOT ON tty0
Virus Found!!! FUN-LOVE virus, danger!
============================

$ kill
no such pid

$ kill all
misuse of key words

$ lock
are you sure?n
$ unlock

$ commit
not in transaction

$ commit suicide
don't do that

$rollback

$help
no help available

$ what should i do
TOO many arguments!!!!!!
[/code:1]

rougers

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3^# rougers 发表于 2004-01-03 12:10

powerme

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4^# powerme 发表于 2004-01-03 17:12

seven1240

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5^# seven1240 发表于 2004-01-06 13:21

真讨厌，论坛把 f u c k 替换成了 faint::>

webfly

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6^# webfly 发表于 2004-01-09 15:32

hehe

qybei

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7^# qybei 发表于 2004-01-10 10:27

撼!

athlonxhy

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8^# athlonxhy 发表于 2004-01-10 11:07

创意不错，创意不错，呵呵哈呵呵

xob

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9^# xob 发表于 2004-01-12 21:15

写的好！！

hongewuyan

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10^# hongewuyan 发表于 2004-01-16 20:19

强文啊……